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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow''s ear. The farmer didn't' think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
What do cows use for decorating a wedding?
Bull-oons.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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